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Gloom Crosby & The Disappointments
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STATUS · STANDBYISRC · CA-SJR-26-8413BPM · 124FORMAT · WAV 24/96
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Gloom Crosby & The Disappointments
Currently, Gloom resides in a cabin somewhere overcast. His next album, reportedly titled Meh, is scheduled for release whenever he feels like it, but probably not anytime soon. He continues to be the only rock star whose public image is enhanced by being photographed looking incredibly bored while eating a sandwich.
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LACHSCHLAG
a four-piece collective hailing from the heavily industrialized and enigmatic Eastern European region of 'Krzny.' Their unique sonic blueprint is a meticulous, often confrontational fusion of clinical electronic precision, brutal heavy metal, and dystopian conceptual theater,
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